Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. - George Saunders
 
Well, I'm not actually leaving, but I am rather bored. But I find some comfort in the fact that I am not quite as bored as these people. I really don't feel the need to alleviate the tedious misadventure I now call my existence by hanging my body on meathooks on a public beach. Personally, I don't find that entertaining as much as I find it painful-sounding and completely disgusting. Oww....
 
I don't know if anyone else noticed, but Blogger totally messed with the "create new post" page. They make it so easy, you don't have to know any HTML at all to have a blog anymore. It kinda takes away from the pride of blogging. Now anyone can do it! Stupid folks at Blogger...

Cow.

Edit: 7:43 PM
 
Now I can't decide which story makes me cringe more, the meat hooks article, or this one.